... they're not buffalo wings, they're not chicken wings, they're just wings!
... wide right, forward lateral, no goal, nuff said.
... your kid's halloween costume can fit over a snowsuit.
... at least once in your life, you've touched the top of a flagpole without using a ladder.
... you like wings, beef on weck, handmade horseradish, pierogies, golabkis, kapusta, kielbasa, placek, Weber's mustard, St. Joseph's Day bread and twice baked double cheese baked potatoes.
... washed down with Genny, Genny Cream, loganberry juice, Vernors, Old Vienna, or Black Rock pop.
... you've watched TV while sitting on your patio.
... you not only know what a "bathtub madonna" is, you have one in your yard.
... you can correctly pronounce the Scajaqueda expressway.
... you know what "Canadian ballet" is. :D
... you've crossed the border into Canada just to eat Chinese for lunch.
... you know the difference between a double and a duplex.
... you refer to locations by the names they were known as more than ten years ago, Super Flea is "GEX", Dunn Tire Park is "Pilot Field", etc.
... half the change in your pocket is Canadian.
... you use the word 'the' in front of expressways, the 400, the 90, the 290, etc.
... driving is better in the winter, because the potholes are filled in.
... you know what "wind chill factor" and "lake effect snow" mean.
... you celebrate Dyngus Day.
... you go to Niagara Falls for the outlet shopping, not the view.
... you know people who went to school with Ani DiFranco or one of the GooGoo Dolls.
... you stocked up on Malecki hot dogs and Freddies Doughnuts when the companies went out of business.
... you follow a Bills game on TV with the sound off and the radio tuned to the game.
... you've gotten frostbite and sunburn in the same weekend.
... you watch fireworks twice during the first week of July.
... pop is to drink, and soda is to bake with.
... your parents ever threatened to send you to "Father Baker's" if you didn't behave.
... you think of Canada as West, not North.
... the sound system is worth more than the car.
... you know what a firehall wedding is.
... you've thanked St. Jude.
... you've asked the waitress for "dippy eggs".
... a Bills - Dolphins football game isn't just a game, it's personal.
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Buffalo... If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Buffalo. If someone in a Home Depot store offers their assistance, and they don't even work there, you may live in Buffalo. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you may live in Buffalo. If you have worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Buffalo. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Angola for the weekend, you may live in Buffalo. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Buffalo. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Buffalo. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Buffalo. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Buffalo. If you install security lights on your house an d garage but leave both doors unlocked, you might live in Buffalo. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Buffalo. If you design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit, you may live in Buffalo. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Buffalo. If driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow, you may live in Buffalo. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Buffalo. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Buffalo. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly" you may live in Buffalo. If you actually understand these jokes, repost this so all your Buffalo friends and others can see, you definitely do live - or have lived- in BUFFALO