Where Are You, Sir Knight?
Words by : Dagonell Collingwood of Emerald Lake
Tune of : Where Are You Tonight (Hee-Haw)
Where, oh where, are you Sir Knight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the woods over and thought I saw Midrealm,
But you met a Tuchux and Pbbbbpppttt! (Raspberry :-P)
You was gone!
The first knight I'll pick on is Sir Andreas,
He fights with a polearm and not sword and shield,
But heed his advice which he learned the hard way,
When facing a Buick, it's best if you yield!
"Never give up!", says Sir Bear the Wallsbane,
Twenty-two tourneys and still not a crown,
He keeps going, and going, and going, and going,
Long after pink rabbits have stopped and run down!
I wish I could be just like Ogami,
He cuts down his foes as neat as you please,
A head full of tactics, a heart full of courage,
But if you don't mind, I'll just keep my own knees!
A knightly ideal is our own Sir Raimund,
He's brave and he's fearless, he's tall and he's slim,
Now, I'll never say that a knight is too skinny,
But I struck at his sword, 'cause I thought it was him!
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