Norman the Norman
Words by : Svidrir Einarrsson
Tune of : Lady Madonna by the Beatles
Norman the Norman, stretched out on the floor
Doesn't think that he can take this much more.
Norman the Norman, running for the door
Do we get the feeling you're feeling sore?
Organizing meals can be unnerving
Saint Valentine's Day's feast was only one.
You look for volunteers to help with serving
See how they run.
Ice Dragon was just great for those demented
You popped your loaded raisins by the ton.
The Irish stew turns out to have fermented
See how it runs.
Norman the Merchant, good thing light is free
I sometimes fear your charging us just to see.
Norman the Merchant, screams for more money
Finds he's being pennied by the barony.
to Bard Book.
to Dagonell's Page.
to David's Homepage.